Monthly Archives: December 2013

Watch Your Girl’s Eyes Light Up This Xmas When You Give Her This …

xmas wrapped vaccuum Meanwhile In America

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Ya Got That Leotard on Backward, Ninja.

democrat obama supporter Meanwhile In America

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Fresh out da bust-down Obama hoop-dee, nigga tits too sexy fo his shirt and want da whole world ta KNOW it!

The Way to a Man’s Heart May be Through His Stomach, But the Way to a Woman’s Heart is …

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(A.K.A. “How To Score Women“)

… and yes, that beautiful chunk of poetic vomitry is a Meanwhile, In America original.

Who Says There’re No Jobs in America?

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Just in case you might get a craving for a 6-piece McNugget™ with mustard sauce, instead of that spiral cut ham with all the fixin’s.