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“So, how’s the fornicating gourmet?” “Doing quite well, thank you. Yesterday I had a soft-boiled egg & a quickie.”
Sent in by: The Baconator
Momma Always Said, Girls Were Made of “Sugar & Spice & Everything Nice” …
… but she never told me my fiance would end up with her skirt hiked up to her assh*le, and her nose inches away from where thousands of bar-flies have dropped a deuce, on her “harmless girls’ night out”.
Sent in by: Kendra
